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Friday Funny March 9, 2018 A Recipe For Laughter

Happy Friday!  Recently I have been trying to pay more attention to what I eat.  The problem is that I like to eat just about everything!  But I am making some progress and it helps to laugh about it.  So, this week, I thought I would serve up a little food related humor.


This week was my anniversary. I told my wife I was taking her to one of those restaurants where they prepare the food right in front of you. I don’t think she was that impressed with Subway…

I saw a movie about a hot dog. I heard it was an Oscar Wiener.

Food has been on my mind so much lately that I even wrote a song about tortillas – well, it is really more of a rap.

The other day I ate an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream. Then I had Breyer’s remorse.

I always make sure I have at least one bag of chips around, in queso emergency.

Would you call a man who can eat sugar with both hands ambidextrous?

Is the most popular donut in Jamaican Cinnamon?

Did the grapefruit stop rolling down the hill because it ran out of juice?

Do watermelons have fancy weddings because they cantaloupe?

Would you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison an escapea?

Is it a bad sign when you enter what you ate into your fitness app and it sends an ambulance to your house?

Can I cook a Free-Range chicken on a stove I purchased?

When the weather warms up, I think I will start a herb garden, if I can find the thyme.

Thought for the Week

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author unknown


Friday Funny April 21, 2017 Jokes You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

Happy Friday!  Spring is in the air! Baseball season is underway!  Taxes are done!  Time to have a great weekend!


A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

I have often wondered if bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis?

Why did the chicken cross the road?  I’m not certain but it sure was poultry in motion.

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? I heard it was an Oscar Wiener.

Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe. 

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste! 

Why did the student eat his homework?  The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?  Launch meat!

I asked the Maitre D’ if they served crabs.  He replied, “Yes Sir,” replied the waiter. “We’ll serve just about anybody.”

Did you hear the joke about oatmeal?  It’s a lot of mush.

Thought for the Week

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ~Steven Wright