Happy Friday! With Christmas fast approaching, it seemed like a like a good time to unwrap some candy cane jokes.
Enjoy!
Santa never has to worry about the state of his candy cane collection because they are all in mint condition.
When a gingerbread man breaks his leg, does he use candy canes?
If a candy cane could talk, would he say what he mint?
I heard that the candy cane crossed the road to avoid getting licked.
If a candy cane was sad, would it be red, white, and blue?
If a dog ate to many candy canes would it have a peppermint bark?
Would you call a sharpened candy cane a spearmint?
Candy canes are kind of like relationships—sweet, with a few twists.
Would a candy cane’s favorite subject in school be Math-mint-ics?
Would a candy cane’s favorite types of fruit be candy-lopes and cle-mint-ines?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” – Bob Hope
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