Happy Friday!  Christmas is less than a week away so it is time for some Santa jokes.

Enjoy!

If Kris Kringle takes a vacation, would that be a Santa pause?

I heard that Santa went to the podiatrist because he had mistletoes.

Is it true that reindeer decorate their antlers with horn-aments?

I heard that Santa Claus joined Instagram because he wanted online presents.

Did you know Santa Claus has trouble spelling because he thinks there’s No-L?

Did you know that Santa’s elves drive to work in minivans?

The reason that Santa comes down the chimney instead of through the door is because it soots him.

I read that Santa’s keeps his clothes clean by washing them with (Yule)Tide.

I heard that when Santa met Mrs. Claus for the first time, it was love at frost sight.

I read that Santa installed GPS on his sleigh because he doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” ~ Robert Paul

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