Happy Friday!  We are at the end of another year, so let’s ring in 2025 with a few jokes.

Enjoy!

If you sprinkle sugar on your pillow on New Year’s Eve will you start the year with sweet dreams?

This year, I plan on fixing breakfast at 11:50 on December. 31 so I can make a New Year’s toast.

Once I thought I got lost on New Year’s Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.

Someone offered me a raisin on New Year’s Eve, but I already had a date.

Is a New Year’s resolution something that goes in one year and out the other?

I heard that Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution was to make new friends.

I knew I guy who had a New Year’s Resolution to buy a cheap hairpiece for his bald spot. He said it was a small price toupee.

My resolution for 2025 is to lose the weight I put on last year. But in my defense, I had a lot on my plate.

I am making a resolution to get over my fear of hurdles, but it may take a leap of faith.

I am making a resolution to relearn how to throw a boomerang. Hopefully, it will come back to me.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” ~ C. S. Lewis

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