Happy Friday! Welcome to 2025, here is wishing you all the best for the new year.

Enjoy!

If you get advice from a cow, would you call that beef tips?

Would you call a musician with problems a trebled man?

What do you call an obese psychic a four-chin teller?

Is it true that pediatricians are grumpy because they have little patients?

I heard that barbers are never late for work because they know all the short cuts.

If a frog’s car breaks down does he get it toad away?

If someone who does not like carbs would that make them lack-toast intolerant?

If I wrote you an apology using in dots and dashes, would that be Re-Morse code?

The other day I found glasses on my cell-phone, it seems it had lost its contacts.

I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go, they merely determine where you start.” ~ Nido Qubein

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