Happy Friday! 2025 is off to a cold and snowy start in many places.  So, let’s chill out with some winter jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you know that Frosty’s favorite aunt is Aunt Arctica?

Did you know that the preferred Mexican dish for a snowman is a burrr-ito?

Would you a snowman with a six-pack an abdominal snowman?

Did you know that sleds are always discouraged because they are continuously on a downward slide?

I heard that the snowman broke up with his girlfriend because she was just too flaky.

It has been so cold that Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick.

It has been so cold that we had to cut the piano up for fire wood but we only got two chords.

It has been so cold even property taxes are frozen.

It has been so cold that when I tried to take the garbage out, it didn’t want to go.

I tried using my loyalty credit card to scrape ice from my windshield but I only got 10% off.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.” ~ Albert Camus