Happy Friday!  Seems like as good a time as any for some elephant jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that the best way to raise a baby elephant is with a forklift.

Would you an elephant that doesn’t matter –  irrelephant?

If you crossed an elephant with a fish, would you end up with swimming trunks?

Is it true that elephants are afraid to go to computer stores because they sell mice?

I heard that elephants make excellent employees because they can multi-tusk.

Some elephants started a band, but they only play “heavy” metal.

I heard that elephants need trunks because they don’t have handbags.

I heard that elephants cannot fly because their trunks will not fit under the seat.

Did you know that elephants keep cool in the summer with ear conditioning?

Did you know that Dumbo’s favorite font is Ella font?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.” ~ Will Rogers