Happy February!  Groundhog Day is behind us and next Friday is Valetine’s Day.  I thought you might love some early Valentine Jokes.

Enjoy!

Never fall in love with a pastry chef, she will dessert you.

You should ask someone out on a coffee date if you like them a latte.

Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend before Valentine’s Day?  Her heart wasn’t in it.

Did you know that if a chef really falls in love with you, she will whisk you off your feet?

Giving your Valentine a charcuterie board is a great way to say, “brie mine, Valentine.”

What did the scientist say to her Valentine?  “I think of you periodically.”

What did one triangle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re acute.”

Would you call a romance that started at an aquarium guppy love?

Did you know that you can find love in a grocery store?  Aisle B… there for you.

You should never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you’re one of them.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” ~ Charles M. Schulz

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