Happy Friday!  We have come to the end of February,  I hope 2025 has not been boring for you so far.

Enjoy!

A lot of people think camping is boring, I say it’s in tents.

A lot of people think frogs are boring, I say they are ribbiting.

A lot of people think owls are boring, I say they are a hoot.

A lot of people think whiteboards are boring, I say they are remarkable.

I find anesthesiology jokes boring, they always put me to sleep.

I find history is a boring subject, you never learn anything new.

My dog is a pretty boring storyteller, he only has one tail.

Yesterday I saw a pretty boring hypnotist, I can’t even remember a single thing.

You know that you’re a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.

I find most math puns to be boring: algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Few of us write great novels; all of us live them.”  ~ Mignon McLaughlin