Happy Friday! Happy Spring! Congratulations on surviving another winter!  With spring in the air and plants coming back to life, it seemed like a good time to resurrect these spring jokes.

Enjoy!

This spring I have decided to get serious about gardening.  But there is a bit of a mystery.  Every time I go out to my flower beds it looks like someone has dumped additional soil on them. I am clueless as to who is doing this; the plot thickens.

I am hoping that this year I can grow as much green stuff in my garden as I do in my refrigerator. 

Since I am relatively new to gardening, I have accepted the fact that I will most likely be learning by trowel and error. 

When I went to the garage looking for my light, spring jacket I discovered that I had left a packet of seeds in one of my pockets. Now I have a Chia jacket!

I went to Lowe’s to buy some gardening supplies.  At first I found the gardening section to be a hosta environment.  But then I saw Michael J. Fox!  I am pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias.

I did purchase a couple of fruit trees and to help me get started they even threw in some insects to aid with pollination. They were free bees.

On my way out I ran into a research assistant who had not been able to do any plant experiments, it appears that he hadn’t botany.

However, I do have a fear of roses.  I realize, for a gardener, this is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from, but it seems that I am stuck with it.

Did you know that in  some conifer forests, you can’t cedar wood for the trees?

Thought for the Week

“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” ~ Mark Twain