Happy Friday!  Here is a serving of random jokes to kick off your Friday.

Enjoy!

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.  One asks the other, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

I made a playlist to take me when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. It’s my trail mix.

I recently went to a concert to hear a band by the name of Duvet. They’re a cover band.

Is it true that Noah kept his bees in the Ark Hives?

Is it true that the leading cause of dry skin is towels?

I bought one of my sons an elephant for his room. He said, “Thank you.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”

The other day I was wondering why there so many different kinds of pasta. The I thought “If I just had a penne for every time I asked myself this question.”

Would you call a magician who lost their magic Ian?

Would you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz, Cheese Was?

Would you call birds who stick together vel-crows?

I am considering having a chip implanted in my body but I cannot decide between cool ranch or barbeque.

I decided to take took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

I heard that the reason why cow-milking stools only have three legs is because the cow’s got the udder.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Deep and simple are far, far more important than shallow and complicated and fancy. “ ~ Fred Rogers