Happy Friday and Happy Mother’s Day.

Enjoy!

Motherhood is like Cinderella in reverse. You begin in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after people.

Motherhood means that half the time you feel like you are running an asylum, and the other half you feel like you belong in one.

Are the best flowers to give on Mother’s Day mums?

Did you hear about the Mom accountant who thought the whole parenting thing was rather taxing?

Did you hear about the pirate who had found it difficult to call his Mom because she left the phone off the hook?

Did you hear about the Mom who always carried a pencil in case she had to draw the line somewhere?

Good Moms let you lick the beaters after making brownies, great Moms turn them off first.

Moms know that cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

You know you’re a Mom when you understand why Mama Bear’s porridge was too cold.

I think Moms tell bad jokes because they want to help their kid become a  groan up.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“When children are little, they step on your toes.  When they get bigger, they step on your heart.” ~ My Mom