Happy Friday! Summer has burst on the scene this year and it is hot! How hot is it? Glad you asked.
Enjoy!
It’s so hot, that the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot, my ice cubes are sending me breakup texts.
It’s so hot, the Lazarus lizards are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot, yoga mats are turning into slip-and-slides.
It’s so hot, I went to a used car lot just to be around some shady characters.
It’s so hot, I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off a roof.
It’s so hot, Colorado Rockies and Chicago White Sox fans are taking the bags off of their heads.
It’s so hot, that they cannot make chili in Cincinnati.
It’s so hot, I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot, I just saw Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Summer’s lease hath all too short a date.” ~ William Shakespeare
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