Happy Friday!  Happy 4^th of July!  Hope you have a great weekend.  Here are some jokes to start the weekend off with a bang!

Enjoy!

I took an exam about fireworks.  I was afraid I might fail, but I passed with flying colors.

This year for the 4^th of July I purchased a cherry tree and a firecracker.  I bought a Bing, bought a boom.

Have you seen the price of fireworks lately?  They have skyrocketed.

I once injured all of my fingers setting off 4th of July fireworks. Now my friends say that they can’t count on me.

Is it a sign that you have purchased quality fireworks if the guy running the store gives you a high three?

If you cross a firecracker and a ghost, do you get Bamboo?

I heard that pirate’s favorite firework is M-80.

Last year, my 4^th of July firework party was a complete disaster.  I couldn’t figure it out.  They all worked great during my rehearsal on the 3^rd.

When George Washington gave his cattle feed was it the fodder of our country?

If a patriot had dry skin would his use revo-lotion?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.” ~ Harry Emerson Fosdick