Happy Friday!  This week I caught a load of fish jokes for you.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the fish that crossed the ocean to get to the other tide?

Did you hear about the fisherman who started a podcast because he wanted to broadcast his reel thoughts?

Did you hear about the fish who was stuck in traffic because there were so many carpools?

Did you hear about the fishing rod that went to therapy because it had too much tension?

If you crossed a fish and an elephant, would you get swimming trunks?

Would you call a fish in a bowtie sofishticated?

I heard that fish always stay up to date by following the current.

I heard that a young fish’s favorite game is salmon says.

I heard that a fish’s favorite TV show is Whale of Fortune.

I heard about a fish who was a very successful consultant because he was great at scaling businesses.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~ Steven Wright