Happy Friday!  Another summer has flown by!  With many kids starting back to school this week, seems like a great time for some back to school jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the math teacher who was sad for school to begin because it meant the end of sum-mer?

Did you hear about the boy who went to school with his pants tucked into his socks to protect himself from mathema-ticks?

Is it true that for lunch math teachers bring square meals?

If you crossed a tree with a math teacher, would you get arithma-sticks?

I once gave my history teacher a gift but she didn’t like the present.

Did you hear about the square and triangle who went to the gym to stay in shape?

Did you hear about the teacher who tied all the kid’s shoelaces together? They had a big class trip.

Did you hear about the student who dropped his accounting course because it was too taxing?

Did you hear about the computer who was late for school because it had a hard drive?

Did you hear about the block of cheese who did not like her teacher because she was a hard grater?

Did you hear about the music teacher who get locked out of her classroom because she left her keys on the piano?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.”~ E.C. McKenzie