Monthly Archives: September 2025

Friday Funny September 26, 2025 Book Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Laugh

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Happy Friday! I hope these jokes about books bring you a smile or two.

Enjoy!

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s Dog and Schrodinger’s Cat. She said it rang a bell but wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

I went to the library for a book to teach me how to fix my car’s automatic transmission, but they only had manuals.

Did you know that they don’t allow accountants in libraries because they are bookkeepers?

I am writing a book on how tornados and hurricanes develop, so far it is just a draft.

I am writing a book about the things I should be doing in life, it’s an ought-to- biography.

I am writing a book about time travel; it is really making me think outside the clocks.

I have been reading a book about brown bears.  It is very through and includes all of the grizzly details.

I have been reading a book about the history of WD-40, it is non friction.

I ordered a book of jokes online 2 years ago I finally got it.

Dystopian novels are so 1984.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Show me a family of readers, and I will show you the people who move the world.” ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Friday Funny September 19, 2025 Dinosaur Jokes

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Happy Friday!  This week, I dug up some really old jokes for you, some dinosaur jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the dinosaur who took a bath? He became ex-stinked.

Did you hear about the dinosaur that crossed the road to eat the chickens on the other side?

Do you know what dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.

Did you know that the scariest dinosaur was the Terror-dactyl?

Would you call twin dinosaurs pair-odactyls?

If there was a dinosaur that never gives up, would you call it a Try-try-try-ceratops?

If there was a dinosaur that made sure the other dinosaurs obeyed the law, would you call it a Tricera-cops?

If there was a dinosaur who was really good in a rodeo, would you call it a Bronco-saurus?

If there was a dinosaur that worked at an ice cream shop, would you call it a Diplodocones?

If there was a dinosaur made of cheese, would you call it a Gorgonzilla?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.” ~ Henrik Ibse

Friday Funny September 12, 2025 Cell Phone Jokes

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Happy Friday!  I am amazed at how much we rely on our cell phones these days.  Maybe we can rely on them for a laugh this Friday.

Enjoy!

I heard that Apple is announcing a new cell phone geared for children, iKid you not.

I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list. Now I reallt am Hanns free.

Did you that Italians have the highest cell phone bills because they are always Roman.

The other day a cat called me on my cell phone.  All it said was, “Can you hear meow?”

I read about a guy who used a smuggled cell phone in prison. He had cell coverage.

My cell phone has been wearing glasses since it lost its contacts.

I heard that the only thing cell phones order at dinner are apps.

I read about a cell phone that was on trial, it was guilty as charged.

Would you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power, Cher-Mobile?

I heard about a guy who traded his car for an old cellphone, now he’s got No-kia.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Men have become the tools of their tools.” ~ Henry David Thoreau

Friday Funny September 5, 2025 Jokes to Kick Off the NFL Season

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This week brings us a new NFL season, so let’s kick it off with some jokes!

Enjoy!

I heard that the least favorite drink for football players is penal-tea.

I heard that Tom Brady can’t listen to music because he broke all the records.

I heard that the Bengals defensive players spent their offseason shopping at the tackle shop.

I heard that Dak Prescott tried to tell a joke to his receivers but it was over their heads.

Is it true that football centers wear hiking shoes?

Is it true that the player easiest target with the football is the wide receiver?

Did you hear about what happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during the game? He got called for ineligible retriever downfield.

Did you hear about the football punter who decided to marry his high school sweetheart because she was a fair catch?

What did the football player say to the flight attendant? “Put me in coach!”

My aim with this week\s post was to share some football jokes that made you laugh, that was my goal post.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The man on top of the mountain didn’t fall there.” ~Vince Lombardi