Let’s kick off the day with some morning jokes.

Enjoy!

Every morning, when I go out, I get hit by the same bike.  It is a vicious cycle.

Someone keeps dropping off Lego blocks at my front door every morning. I don’t know what to make of it.

Someone keeps dropping a bunch of celery at my front door every morning. I think I am being stalked.

When you go to church in the morning you say, “Amen.” So, if you go to church in the afternoon do you say, “Pmen”?

The other morning, I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers and I thought to myself, I really should wash the coffee cups.

Once, early in the morning, I snuck onto a beach.  The coast was clear.

One morning I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. The rest of the day I spoke with a weird axe scent.

This morning, I made a chicken salad, the silly bird did not even look at it.

This morning, I caught my kids with graphing paper. I’m pretty sure they are plotting something.

I find it pretty easy to roll out of bed in the morning.  On the other hand, getting up off the floor is not as easy.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” ~ Groucho Marx