It feels like fall has arrived and fall means leaves are falling.  Sounds like time for some tree jokes.

Enjoy!

One time a lumberjack told me he had cut down 5,982 trees during the year.  I asked him how he knew the exact number.  He said that he kept a log.

Somone asked me what I knew about bonsai trees, I replied, “very little.”

I heard that introverted trees are afraid of being chopped down because they don’t want to dialog.

You know trees are like a good friend, they stick around.

Did you hear about the lonely tree that could never stop thinking about high school? She is still pining to be one of the poplar kids.

Growing up I was best friends with a kid who had a really neat treehouse we would hang out in every day.  Unfortunately we had a falling-out.

If you crossed a salmon with a tree branch would you get fish sticks?

A tree was telling me about his retirement plan, he has  Fir01k fully invested  in the stick market.

If you invite a tree to your party, just remember that they will be the last one to leaf.

I would you tell you a joke about tree-free paper but it’s tear-able.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“He who plants a tree plants hope.” ~  Lucy Larcom