Happy Friday!  Happy December!  The Holiday season has started and we are drawing to the conclusion of yet another year.  The days have gotten shorter and colder and while the official start of winter is a couple of weeks away, it feels like the right time for some Winter jokes.

Enjoy!

Is it true that snowmen call their kids chill-dren?

Is it true that the favorite Mexican dish for snowmen  is burrr-itos?

Did you hear about the kid who kept his trumpet out in the snow because he wanted to play cool jazz?

Did you hear about the snowman James Bond? He has a license to chill.

Would you call a wreath made of $100 bills, a wreath of Franklins?

If you crossed a snowman with a baker would you get Frosty the Dough-man?

I considered starting my own ski resort, but it’s a slippery slope.

You should not use your loyalty card to scrape ice from your windshield. You will only get 10% off.

I am concerned about my snow globe; it looks a bit shaken up.

What do you call a reindeer without eyes? No eye deer.

What do you call a reindeer without eyes and legs?  Still, no eye deer.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ~ Aristotle