Happy Friday!  It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas and it is less than two weeks away now!  And to my Jewish Friends, Happy Hannukah that begins Sunday!

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the tree who went to the barber because he needed a trim?

Did you know that everyone at the North Pole is thirsty because there is no well?

Did you know that if you eat Christmas decorations you can get tinsel-itis?

Did you know that after Christmas, Santa stores his suit in a Claus-et?

I heard that a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol is “Soy to the World.”

I heard that the favorite game for reindeer to play at sleepovers is Truth or Deer.

I heard that good King Wenceslas likes his pizza deep pan, crisp and even.

Would you call a Santa Claus who declared bankruptcy Saint-nickel-less?

Would you call a Christmas Wreath made entirely of $100 bills a wreath-of-Franklins?

If Santa bought a motorbike, it would probably be a Holly Davidson.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!” ~ How the Grinch Stole Christmas