Happy Friday! It is January and it is snowy and it is very cold. How cold is it you ask? Well, let me tell you.
Enjoy!
It is so cold the temperature is lower than the Fed Funds Rate.
It is so cold that people are wearing two pair of pajamas to shop at Wal-Mart.
It is so cold that politicians are putting their hands in their own pockets.
It is so cold that Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick.
It is so cold that I intentionally spilled hot coffee on my lap.
It is so cold that we aren’t cleaning the house, we are defrosting it.
It is so cold that we stopped vacuuming and just run the snow blower over the carpet.
It was so cold that I have been shivering more than a mobster in the IRS office.
It is so cold that the bank told me that all my funds were frozen.
It is so cold that disco dancing is becoming popular again, not because of the music but because of all the warm lights.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” ~ Deborah Keer
Leonard's Lines 