Happy Friday!  Congratulations are in order – you have survived another winter! 

March means spring and it also means March Madness.  Perhaps you have completed a bracket for the tournament and perhaps, by the end of the weekend, your bracket will be in shambles.  You will not be alone, so when someone asks you how your bracket is, just choose one of the responses below.

Enjoy!

My bracket hopes vanished faster than my New Year resolutions.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a twinkie at a weight watchers meeting.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a hot dog in the presence of Joey Chesnut.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than Milli Vanilli’s music career.

My bracket hopes vanished faster doughnuts in the break room.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a toupee in a hurricane.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a politician’s campaign promises.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than the flavor in a piece of bubblegum.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a Britney Spears marriage.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than my tax refund.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” ~ John Wooden