Happy Friday!  Happy Passover!  Happy Easter! 

Here is a basket full of Easter Bunny jokes just for you and do not worry they are all zero calorie!

Enjoy!

Did you know that the grocery opened up a lane to help you check out faster for your Easter preparations, it is an eggs-press lane.

Did you know that the Easter Bunnies favorite movies are ones with hoppy endings?

Did you know that the Easter Bunny got his job because he had lots of eggs-perience?

Did you know that in his spare time, the Easter Bunny likes to play video games on his  Eggs-box?

Did you know that the Easter Bunny gets all his eggs from a single supplier?  It is a big eggplant.

Did you know the Easter Bunny moonlights as a financial advisor?  He tells his clients not to put all their eggs in one basket.

Did you know the Easter Bunny fell and broke his leg? It was a hare-line fracture.

Did you know that before the Easter Bunny eats dinner he begins with “Lettuce pray”?

Did you hear about the Easter egg that starred in a movie? Now it’s a shell-ebrity.

Did you know that people paint Easter eggs because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” ~ Clarence W. Hall