Happy Friday!  The days are definitely getting longer and warmer, I do believe spring is here.  So let’s celebrate with some spring jokes!

Enjoy!

If you cross a tulip with a dog, would you get a collie-flower?

If you plant Hershey kisses in the spring, do you get tulips?

Would you call an angry flower a snapdragon?

Did you hear about the bee who got married in the spring because he found his honey?

Did you hear about the gardener who stayed calm because he had a lot of thyme?

Did you hear about the flowers who had a lot of speeding tickets because he kept putting the petal to the metal?

Did you hear about the flower that could not ride its bike because it lost its petals?

Did you hear about the farmer who buried all his money because he wanted to make his soil rich?

Did you know that the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll is seasoning?

Did you know that the best time to wash your Slinky is when you’re spring cleaning?

Thought For the Week

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside 24 hours.” ~ Mark Twain