Happy Friday! Christmas is fast approaching, so it seemed like a good time for some Christmas Tree jokes.
Enjoy!
Did you hear about the Christmas tree that went to the barber because it needed a trim?
Is it true that a Christmas tree’s favorite candy is orna-mints?
I heard that Christmas trees are bad at knitting because they always drop their needles.
I heard that Christmas trees so fond of the past because the present’s beneath them.
Did you hear what the Christmas tree did after it’s bank closed? It started its own branch.
Did you know that young trees that want to learn to become Christmas trees go to elemen-tree school?
Did you hear about the Christmas tree that went to the dentist because it needed a root canal?
Did you hear about the soldier who snuck behind enemy lines disguised as a Christmas tree? He was a decorated veteran.
Would you call a Christmas tree that knows Kung Fu, Spruce Lee?
I put a string of popcorn on my Christmas tree. I think it looks butter now.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Some Christmas tree ornaments do a lot more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.” ~ Tom Baker
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