Happy Friday!  Halloween and Election Day are behind us and it is three weeks until Thanksgiving.  Hopefully, this is not a boring time for you, but if it is, here are some jokes about being bored.

Enjoy!

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary.  I learned next to nothing.

The other day I was bored and hit my flat screen tv with a hammer, it broke, obviously.  So, I took it to Best Buy to get it fixed, and the woman at the counter said they can’t fix hammers.

I read about some scientists who got so bored after watching the Earth spin for 24 hours that they just called it a day.

I’ve been bored recently so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

I remember once that my brother and I got so bored, we started throwing spice jars at each other, then the thyme really flew.

Last week I was bored, so I decided it might be fun to swap around the labels on my wife’s spice rack. She hasn’t noticed yet, but mark my words, the thyme is cumin.

Do you know what a termite does when it gets bored? Pretty much anything to break up the mahogany.

Sometimes when I get bored, I see how many different watches I can strap onto my wrists. I have too much time on my hands.

Last week I went to a lecture about lamps. I thought it would be boring,  but it was very illuminating.

I am so boring person that someone stole my identity and then tried to give it back.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Life is never boring, but some people chose to be bored.” ~ Wayne Dyer