Happy Friday!  This week, I dug up some really old jokes for you, some dinosaur jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the dinosaur who took a bath? He became ex-stinked.

Did you hear about the dinosaur that crossed the road to eat the chickens on the other side?

Do you know what dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.

Did you know that the scariest dinosaur was the Terror-dactyl?

Would you call twin dinosaurs pair-odactyls?

If there was a dinosaur that never gives up, would you call it a Try-try-try-ceratops?

If there was a dinosaur that made sure the other dinosaurs obeyed the law, would you call it a Tricera-cops?

If there was a dinosaur who was really good in a rodeo, would you call it a Bronco-saurus?

If there was a dinosaur that worked at an ice cream shop, would you call it a Diplodocones?

If there was a dinosaur made of cheese, would you call it a Gorgonzilla?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.” ~ Henrik Ibse

Happy Friday!  Congratulations – you have made it to the last Friday of January!  Your reward consists of some jokes that have been millions of years in the making.

Enjoy!

Would you call a dinosaur in high heels a Myfeetaresaurus?

Would you call a vision impaired dinosaur a Doyouthinkhsaurs?

Would you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper a Brontosnorus?

Would you call a dinosaur car accident a tyrannosaurus wreck?

Would you call the former boyfriend/girlfriend of a dinosaur a Tyrannosaurus Ex?

Would you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words a Thesaurus?

Would you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions a Philosiraptor?

Would you call a dinosaur who never gives up a Try-try-try-ceratops?

Would you What is the head of an Italian dinosaur crime family a Ptera Don?

Would you call the scariest dinosaur a The Terrordactyl?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You can only come to the morning through the shadows.” ~J.R.R. Tolkien

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