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Friday Funny July 11, 2025 Dog Days of Summer

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Happy Friday!  The recent weather feels like we are in the dog days of summer.  So, here are some dog jokes to kick off the weekend.

Enjoy!

Would you call a dog that never throws anything away, a hoarder collie?

Would you call a dog that licks electrical sockets, Sparky?

 I heard that the most boring type of dog is a dullmation.

How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? “Konichihuahua.”

Last week I spotted an albino dalmatian, seemed like the least I could do for it.

My dog ate all my Scrabble tiles, so I took him to the vet.  No word yet.

Yesterday, I threw a ball for my dog.  I know that is a bit excessive, but he looked great in his tuxedo.

I once entered my dog in an ‘ugliest dog’ contest and I won first place, my dog came in third.

I went to the library and told the librarian that I was looking for a book called “Pavlov’s Dog and Schrödinger’s Cat”. She replied, “That rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it’s there or not”.

Whenever I take my dog down to the local pond, the ducks attack him. I guess it is my fault for choosing a pure bread dog.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” ~ Lani Lynn Vale

Friday Funny July 26, 2024 More Dog Days of Summer Jokes

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Happy Friday! We are approaching the end of July and heading into August.  I suppose you could say we are heading into the Dog Days of Summer.  So, why not some dog jokes this week?

Enjoy!

A friend told me that every day when he gets home, he asks his dog how his day was, and every day he always receives the same reply, “Ruff.”

I once bought a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

The other day, I thought I saw a white dog, but after I spotted it I noticed it looked more like a Dalmatian.

I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well, he’s a good buoy!

Did you hear about the dog who was stealing shingles because he wanted to become a woofer?

I heard that the difference between a businessman and a warm dog is that the businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.

I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except the bark is much quieter.

Did you know that Corgi are not funny because all of them are really short?

If you connect a Corgi to a battery, would you get a short circuit?

Would you call a large dog that meditates an aware wolf?

Doesn’t it seem odd that dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings since it is almost never for them?

I have prepared a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: if you send me $19.95 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The tales of summer are as endless as the heatwaves that ripple across the horizon.” ~ Renee Ahdieh

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