Happy Friday! I hope you have had a good week. Let’s kick off the weekend with some jokes about man’s best friend.
Would you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold a chili-dog?
Would you call a dog that likes taking a bath every day a shampoo-dle?
Would you call a dog that meditates an aware wolf?
Is it true that dogs run in circles because it is easier than running in squares?
If you crossed a sheepdog with a rose would you get a collie-flower?
Is it true that dogs like smartphones because they have collar IDs?
Are dogs’ barks loud because they have built-in sub-woofers?
If you crossed a frog with a dog would you get a croaker spaniel?
If you connect a Corgi to a battery would you get a short circuit?
If you cross a dog and a calculator would you get a friend you could count on?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I love a dog, he does nothing for political reasons.” ~Will Rogers
Happy Friday! We are approaching that time of the year referred to as the “Dog Days of Summer.” Seems like a good time to unleash some dog jokes.
I heard that dogs tend to run in circles because they find it too difficult to run in squares.
I crossed a sheepdog with a rose, now I have a collie-flower.
I crossed a dog with a frog, now I have a croaker-spaniel.
I crossed my dog with a calculator, now I have a friend I can count on.
I tried to cross my dog with a computer but I ended with too many bites.
My dog really loves my smartphone. It has collar ID.
I took my dog to the park but the ducks kept trying to bite him. I guess that is what I should have expected with a pure bread.
I once took in a wild dog that I found. He spent a lot of time meditating; I think he was an aware wolf.
I finally figured out how to stop my dog from digging up the garden. I hid his shovel.
I recently purchased a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
The other day a Policeman came to my door to tell me that my dog had been chasing a guy on his bike. That really threw me off, I did not know that my dog was even able to ride a bike.
Thought for the Week
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” ~ George Carlin