Happy Friday the 13th!  Hopefully you do not suffer from paraskevidekatriaphobia, the fear of Friday the 13th.  This is a day just like any other day.  Actually you are in luck, here are 13 jokes about Friday the 13^th.

It may be Friday the 13^th, but I am not superstitious, I’m just a little ‘stitious.

I used to live on the 13th floor but I recently moved up to the 14th floor, but that’s another story.

I heard that on Friday the 13^th Italian people like to eat Fettuccini Afraid-o.

I heard that on Friday the 13^th ghosts like to eat spook-eti.

I heard that cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th; they said she was a purr-petrator.

I heard that a vampire’s favorite type of coffee on Friday the 13^th is decoffin-ated.

I heard that Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13^th movies) likes his coffee strong and deca-pitated.

What’s the first thing a sorority girl does on Friday the 13th? Nothing. She’s the first to go.

You know, cracking a serial killer jokes on Friday the 13th is acceptable as long as they are properly executed.

I am curious, if Black Friday falls on Friday the 13^th do prices get slashed?

Would Friday the 13th be even scarier if it were on a Monday?

They say if a black cat crosses your path on Friday the 13th, it’s bad luck. But let’s be honest, at my age, bending down to shoo it away is the real hazard.

Friday the 13th? Bah! I lived through disco. Now THAT was scary.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” ~ Groucho Marx