Happy Friday!  With the Olympics going on in Paris, seems like an appropriate time for some Olympic-themed jokes.

Enjoy!

I recently competed in the suntanning Olympics, I only got bronze.

I recently competed in the insomnia Olympics, you snooze, you lose.

I recently competed in seafood Olympics, I got the prawns medal.

If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport, I doubt I would get a medal.

My tryout for the Olympic diving team was a flop, but I made quite a splash with the judges.

Sadly, being a procrastinator prevented me going to the Olympics. For the Olympics one needs to be an amateurcrastinator.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would shoot for coming in fourth so I would not have to walk up to the podium.

Is it true that Olympic runners do not eat anything the day before they run because they fast?

Is it true that a gymnast’s favorite spice is somer-salts?

A gymnast walks into a bar, she received a two-point deduction and ruined her chance of a winning a medal.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I Didn’t Set Out to Beat the World; I Just Set Out to Do My Absolute Best.”~ Al Oerter – four-time Olympic Champion in the discus throw