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Friday Funny March 27, 2026 Funny Baseball Names

Happy Friday!  To me spring begins on Opening Day – so Happy Spring!  To kick off baseball season, let’s take a look at a few of my favorite baseball names.

Enjoy!

Coco Crisp – 2002-2016-the speedy outfielder stole 309 bases over his 15-year career; however, I am still waiting to see his face on a cereal box.

Catfish Hunter-1965-1979- A Ct Young winner and Hall of Fame pitcher, Oakland A’s colorful owner thought Jim needed a nickname and Catfish stuck.

Urban Shocker -1916-1928-he was a pitcher who won 187 games over 13 years and pitched for the Yankees in the 1926 World Series.  He pitched his last game I the major leagues in 1928 and he died September 9 of that same year, that was a shock-er.

John Malarky-1894-1903- a pitcher who won 21 games over 6 years.  There are a lot of tall stories about him, but don not believe any of it.

Boof Bosner-2006-2010- a pitcher who appeared in 111 games over 4 years, legally changed his name to “Boof”

Razor Shines 1983-1987-he only had 88 plate appearance over 4 years, I wonder if he was a sharp fielder?  Did he hit slicing line drives?

Oil Can Boyd-1982-1981- this pitcher won 78 games and lost 77 over a 10-year career.  He was a fairly dependable arm; he must have kept his shoulder well-oiled.

Orval Overall-1905-1913- he was a pitcher with the Reds and Cubs, his name sounds like he should have sold clothing to farmers or perhaps made an appearance in the movie “Airplane”.

Milton Bradley-2000-2011- a second-round pick by the Expos in 1996 who never quite realized his potential, but he knows how to play the best games.

Blue Moon Odom-1964-1976- over a career that spanned 13 years and 4 teams, he won 84 games and lost 85 as a pitcher.  It appears that .500 pitchers actually do come along more often than a Blue Moon.

Moonlight Graham-1905- yes, he was a real baseball player whose career consisted of one at bat and then he went on to become a doctor as noted in the movie “Field of Dreams”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Enjoying success requires the ability to adapt. Only by being open to change will you have a true opportunity to get the most from your talent.” ~ Nolan Ryan

Friday Funny March 29, 2024 Easter Bunny Jokes

Happy Friday and Happy Easter!  I thought I would break out some Easter Bunny jokes for you this week.

Enjoy!

The other day I was in an elevator with the Easter Bunny, it was a hare raising experience.

If you crossed a rabbit with a shellfish, would you get the oyster bunny?

If you crossed a rabbit with a frog, would you get a bunny ribbit?

Would you call an unconventional Easter egg – egg-centric?

Would you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards a receding hare-line?

Would you call someone who isn’t sure if the Easter Bunny is real an Eggnostic?

Is it true that Peter Cottontail goes hopping down the bunny trail because he is too young to drive?

Is it true that the best way to tell which rabbits are getting old is to look for the gray hares?

I heard that the reason why people paint eggs for Easter is that it is a lot easier than trying to wallpaper them.

I have more Easter Egg jokes that I was going use, but they are not all that they are cracked up to be.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The great gift of Easter is hope.”~ Basil C. Hume

Friday Funny March 15, 2024 Beware These Ides of March Jokes.

Happy Friday!  Since today is March 15, I thought I would take a stab at some Ides of March jokes.

Enjoy!

Today is March 15, The Ides of March. But do you know what time it officially starts? At two.

How do Romans cut a pizza?  With a pair of Caesars.

Today is the Ides of March, so don’t forget to stab your Caesar salad 23 times.

Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact, eat two, Brute.

Would you call the pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad, the last romaines?

Julius Caesar walks into McDonald’s. He holds up two fingers and says, “Give me five Big Macs.”

I read that Julius Caesar was not a very good musician.  It seems he always had trouble with the sharp notes.

I read that Julius Caesar had to go to the dermatologist because he had so many lesions.

Is it true that Julius Caesar crossed the road to conquer the other side?

I read that once, when Julius Caesar was redecorating his place that the flooring installer asked what he wanted done to do the old floor boards.  His response was, “Carpet dem.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their bones.”~ Mark Antony (Act 3, Scene 2), Julius Caesar, William Shakespeare

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