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Friday Funny December 20, 2024 More Santa Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Christmas is less than a week away so it is time for some Santa jokes.

Enjoy!

If Kris Kringle takes a vacation, would that be a Santa pause?

I heard that Santa went to the podiatrist because he had mistletoes.

Is it true that reindeer decorate their antlers with horn-aments?

I heard that Santa Claus joined Instagram because he wanted online presents.

Did you know Santa Claus has trouble spelling because he thinks there’s No-L?

Did you know that Santa’s elves drive to work in minivans?

The reason that Santa comes down the chimney instead of through the door is because it soots him.

I read that Santa’s keeps his clothes clean by washing them with (Yule)Tide.

I heard that when Santa met Mrs. Claus for the first time, it was love at frost sight.

I read that Santa installed GPS on his sleigh because he doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” ~ Robert Paul

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Friday Funny December 8, 2023, Even More Christmas Mondegreens

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Happy Friday!  It is time to pullout some more Christmas mondegreens!  (A mondegreen is a word or phrase that results from mishearing or misinterpreting a statement or song lyric.) So, have a chuckle at some mangled song lyrics.

Enjoy!

All I Want for Christmas

Misheard lyric: “Take back the Harley and mistletoe”

Correct lyric: “Take back the holly and mistletoe”

Frosty the Snowman

Misheard lyric: “With a broom stuck in his head”

Correct lyric: “With a broom stuck in his hand”

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Misquoted lyric: “Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from outhouse on Christmas Eve”

Correct lyric: “Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house on Christmas Eve”

Winter Wonderland

Misheard lyric: “In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is sparse and brown”

Correct lyric: “In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown”

White Christmas

Misheard lyric: “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, with every Christmas card arrived”

Correct lyric: “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, with every Christmas card I write”

“Good King Wenceslas”

Misheard lyric: “Gath’ring wine and gruel”

Correct lyric: “Gath’ring winter fuel”

Joy to the World

Misheard lyric: “Let men their sins enjoy”

Correct lyric: “Let men then songs employ”

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

Misheard lyric: “God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing through this May”

Correct lyric: “God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay”

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

Misheard Lyric: “He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping”

Correct Lyric: “He sees you when you’re sleeping”

Away In a Manger

Misheard Lyric: “The cattle are blowing the poor baby away”

Correct Lyric: “The cattle are lowing, the poor baby wakes.”

Auld Lang Syne”  

 Misheard Lyric: “And make the old man cry”

Correct Lyrics: “And days of auld lang syne”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day; it’s a frame of mind.” ~ Kris Kringle in “Miracle on 34th Street.