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Friday Funny December 13, 2024 Christmas Tree Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Christmas is fast approaching, so it seemed like a good time for some Christmas Tree jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the Christmas tree that went to the barber because it needed a trim?

Is it true that a Christmas tree’s favorite candy is orna-mints?

I heard that Christmas trees are bad at knitting because they always drop their needles.

I heard that Christmas trees so fond of the past because the present’s beneath them.

Did you hear what the Christmas tree did after it’s bank closed? It started its own branch.

Did you know that young trees that want to learn to become Christmas trees go to elemen-tree school?

Did you hear about the Christmas tree that went to the dentist because it needed a root canal?

Did you hear about the soldier who snuck behind enemy lines disguised as a Christmas tree? He was a decorated veteran.

Would you call a Christmas tree that knows Kung Fu, Spruce Lee?

I put a string of popcorn on my Christmas tree.  I think it looks butter now.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Some Christmas tree ornaments do a lot more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.” ~ Tom Baker

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Friday Funny December 6, 2024 Candy Cane Jokes

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Happy Friday!  With Christmas fast approaching, it seemed like a like a good time to unwrap some candy cane jokes.

Enjoy!

Santa never has to worry about the state of his candy cane collection because  they are all in mint condition.

When a gingerbread man breaks his leg, does he use candy canes?

If a candy cane could talk, would he say what he mint?

I heard that the candy cane crossed the road to avoid getting licked.

If a candy cane was sad, would it be red, white, and blue?

If a dog ate to many candy canes would it have a peppermint bark?

Would you call a sharpened candy cane a spearmint?

Candy canes are kind of like relationships—sweet, with a few twists.

Would a candy cane’s favorite subject in school be Math-mint-ics?

Would a candy cane’s favorite types of fruit be candy-lopes and cle-mint-ines?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” – Bob Hope

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Friday Funny November 22, 2024 A Baker’s Dozen of Thanksgiving Jokes

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Happy Friday!  It is hard to believe that this is the Friday before Thanksgiving!  I want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and thank you for letting me bring you a few laughs.

Thanks to you, this blog has had more than 20,000 views this year!

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the cranberries that turned red because they saw the turkey dressing?

How many bakers does it take to make a pie? 3.14.

If turkeys had a prom would it be called the Butterball?

Would you call an especially attractive pilgrim a puri-ten?

Do sweet potatoes wear their yammies to bed?

Is it true that turkeys gobble because they never learned table manners?

Did you know that little pumpkins cross the road with the help of a crossing gourd?

Did you know that the preferred drinking glass for a turkey is a goblet?

Did you hear about the turkey that wanted to play baseball so that he could cover first baste?

If you are having a Friendsgiving would you invite a group of pal-grims?

Did you hear about the green beans that tried out to be in the Thanksgiving play? They landed the casse-role.

Last Thanksgiving a policeman pulled me over on my way home for exceeding the feed limit.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

THOUGHT DOR THE WEEK

“When upon life’s billows you are tempest-tossed,
When you are discouraged, thinking all is lost,
Count your many blessings, name them one by one,
And it will surprise you what the Lord has done.”

~ Johnson Oatman, Jr.

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Friday Funny (Monday Extra) October 28, 2024 Even More Halloween Jokes

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Happy Friday- I mean Monday. I missed sending a funny last Friday, but with Halloween at the doorstep, I could not resist some Halloween Jokes.

Enjoy!

If a ghost cow laughed, would it go “Moo-ha-ha-ha”?

Do little ghosts have to fasten their sheet belts when they get in the car?

Would you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts a Pharaoh Roche?

Did you hear about the skeleton beauty contest that was won by no body?

I heard that a vampire’s favorite fruit is a Neck-tarine.

I heard that when a skeleton wants to   go for a fun night, he is always looking for a hip joint.

Is it true that vampires do not like being investment bankers because they do not like stakeholders?

If a pumpkin was a minister would it preach from the pulp-it?

Is it true that skeletons cannot play church music because they have no organs?

I have more skeleton jokes, but I did not think you would find them very humerus.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You’ve heard of the fury of a woman scorned, haven’t you? Well, that’s nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of tricks-or-treats.” ~ Linus, It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

Friday Funny March 29, 2024 Easter Bunny Jokes

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Happy Friday and Happy Easter!  I thought I would break out some Easter Bunny jokes for you this week.

Enjoy!

The other day I was in an elevator with the Easter Bunny, it was a hare raising experience.

If you crossed a rabbit with a shellfish, would you get the oyster bunny?

If you crossed a rabbit with a frog, would you get a bunny ribbit?

Would you call an unconventional Easter egg – egg-centric?

Would you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards a receding hare-line?

Would you call someone who isn’t sure if the Easter Bunny is real an Eggnostic?

Is it true that Peter Cottontail goes hopping down the bunny trail because he is too young to drive?

Is it true that the best way to tell which rabbits are getting old is to look for the gray hares?

I heard that the reason why people paint eggs for Easter is that it is a lot easier than trying to wallpaper them.

I have more Easter Egg jokes that I was going use, but they are not all that they are cracked up to be.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The great gift of Easter is hope.”~ Basil C. Hume

Friday Funny December 15, 2023 More Christmas Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Less than a week of the days getting shorter and less than two weeks until Christmas!  In the spirit of the season, here are some more Christmas jokes.

Enjoy!

Is it true that if you eat Christmas decorations you will get tinsel-it-is?

I heard that when reindeer have sleepovers, they like to play truth or deer.

Is it true that a Christmas tree’s favorite candy is orna-mints?

I heard that Rudolph had to attend summer school because he went down in history.

If someone has lost their Christmas spirit, should you nurse them back to elf?

Is it true that on the day after Christmas, the elves clean Santa’s sleigh using Santa-tizer?

I heard that snow globes never get scared; however, they do occasionally get shaken.

Is it true that Christmas trees do not knit because they keeping dropping their needles?

I heard that Santa uses a GPS because he doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.

If Santa’s sleigh broke down, would he need to get mistle-toed?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men in whom he is well pleased.” ~ Luke 2:13-14