Happy Friday! I would imagine that every day you read some sort of product instruction and/or warning. Many of these are informative and useful. The ones that follow are neither.
Enjoy!
Craftsman Push Mower – Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Pine Mountain Fire Logs – Caution: Risk of fire
Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife – Keep out of children.
Nytol Sleeping Pills – May cause drowsiness.
Vidal Sassoon Hair Dryer – Do not use while sleeping.
Razor Scooter- This product moves when used.
Apple’s iPod Shuffle –Do not eat.
Liquid Plummer –Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex – Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh – Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Toilet Plunger – Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool –This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter – Safe to use around pets.
Hair Coloring – Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Komatsu Floodlight – This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fix-a-Flat – WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Air Conditioner – Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron – Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Nabisco Easy Cheese – For best results, remove cap.
Hershey’s Almond Bar – Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup – Instructions: Put on food
Thought for the Week
There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day. ~Alexander Woollcott
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