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Friday Funny April 4, 2025 An April Shower of Jokes

Happy Friday!  It is spring and it is April and that means April showers and, it seems, lots and lots of them.  Let’s not let the weather dampen our spirits.  Here are some rain jokes to bring a little sunshine to your day.

Enjoy!

What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road? “Grate.”

Would you call dangerous precipitation a rain of terror?

Would you call baby owl left out in the rain a was a moist owlet?

Would you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain a driplodocus?

Is the best way to wash a waterproof rain jacket to dry clean it?

If it was raining salad dressing, would that be a to-RANCH-al downfall?

I remember being in a softball tournament that was canceled because of heavy rain.  We all received a precipitation trophy.

Raindrop pick-up line: “Water you doing tonight?”

Did you know that rain clouds don’t have a sense of humor?  They take everything too cirrus-ly.

You can tell if your cat likes stormy weather if when it rains, it purrs.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” ~ Dolly Parton

Friday funny April 12, 2024 Rain, Rain Go Away!

Happy Friday!  It was pretty neat in my little neck of the woods to see a total solar eclipse this week.  While the sky was pretty clear for the eclipse, it has pretty much been raining since then.  Instead of lamenting the rain, let’s kick off the weekend laughing about it.

Enjoy!

Would you call a cow riding a motorcycle in the rain – Cow-is-soggy?

I heard that cows lie down together in the rain to keep each udder dry.

I heard that ghosts do not like to walk outside when it rains because it dampens their spirits.

I heard that meteorologists get paid with rain checks.

Would you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain a driplodocus?

If it is raining outside does an artist draw the curtains closed?

Did you hear about the weatherman who was blushing because he saw climate change?

Did you know that if there is rain in the forecast that it is common for sailors to eat shellfish?  It’s the clam before the storm.

Since it started raining, all I can do is look sadly through the window.  I am hoping that soon my wife will let me in.

I once entered a weather pun competition. I beat the raining champion.

If you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards do you get a precipitation trophy?

If all this rain has you thinking of building an ark, I Noah guy.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.” ~ Eeyore

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Friday Funny June 21, 2019 A Flash Flood of Jokes

Happy Friday! The calendar may say that it is summer, but in Ohio we have seen a great deal of rain this week.  They say you cannot change the weather – so let’s at least laugh about it a little.

Enjoy!  

Do you know what one raindrop said to the other raindrop? — My plop is bigger than your plop! 

 

Do you know what another raindrop said to another raindrop? — Two’s company, three’s a cloud.


Do you know what we call two straight days of rain in Ohio? — A weekend. 


Do you know how thunderstorms invest their money? – In liquid assets. 


Do you know what daylight-saving time means in Ohio? — An extra hour of rain. 


What’s more destructive than raining buckets? — Hailing taxis.

 

I heard the local weather reporter was fired because news of a coming flood was leaked.

 

It’s been raining so much in Ohio that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my driveway.

 

Since it started raining, all my kids do is look sadly through the window…if it keeps up much longer, I am going to have to let them in.

 

The other night a saw a movie about a tornado, the plot had a great twist at the end.

 

Thought for the Week

“It was a dry rain.” ~ Yogi Berra