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Friday Funny March 27, 2026 Funny Baseball Names

Happy Friday!  To me spring begins on Opening Day – so Happy Spring!  To kick off baseball season, let’s take a look at a few of my favorite baseball names.

Enjoy!

Coco Crisp – 2002-2016-the speedy outfielder stole 309 bases over his 15-year career; however, I am still waiting to see his face on a cereal box.

Catfish Hunter-1965-1979- A Ct Young winner and Hall of Fame pitcher, Oakland A’s colorful owner thought Jim needed a nickname and Catfish stuck.

Urban Shocker -1916-1928-he was a pitcher who won 187 games over 13 years and pitched for the Yankees in the 1926 World Series.  He pitched his last game I the major leagues in 1928 and he died September 9 of that same year, that was a shock-er.

John Malarky-1894-1903- a pitcher who won 21 games over 6 years.  There are a lot of tall stories about him, but don not believe any of it.

Boof Bosner-2006-2010- a pitcher who appeared in 111 games over 4 years, legally changed his name to “Boof”

Razor Shines 1983-1987-he only had 88 plate appearance over 4 years, I wonder if he was a sharp fielder?  Did he hit slicing line drives?

Oil Can Boyd-1982-1981- this pitcher won 78 games and lost 77 over a 10-year career.  He was a fairly dependable arm; he must have kept his shoulder well-oiled.

Orval Overall-1905-1913- he was a pitcher with the Reds and Cubs, his name sounds like he should have sold clothing to farmers or perhaps made an appearance in the movie “Airplane”.

Milton Bradley-2000-2011- a second-round pick by the Expos in 1996 who never quite realized his potential, but he knows how to play the best games.

Blue Moon Odom-1964-1976- over a career that spanned 13 years and 4 teams, he won 84 games and lost 85 as a pitcher.  It appears that .500 pitchers actually do come along more often than a Blue Moon.

Moonlight Graham-1905- yes, he was a real baseball player whose career consisted of one at bat and then he went on to become a doctor as noted in the movie “Field of Dreams”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Enjoying success requires the ability to adapt. Only by being open to change will you have a true opportunity to get the most from your talent.” ~ Nolan Ryan

Friday Funny August 2, 2024 Olympic Jokes

Happy Friday!  With the Olympics going on in Paris, seems like an appropriate time for some Olympic-themed jokes.

Enjoy!

I recently competed in the suntanning Olympics, I only got bronze.

I recently competed in the insomnia Olympics, you snooze, you lose.

I recently competed in seafood Olympics, I got the prawns medal.

If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport, I doubt I would get a medal.

My tryout for the Olympic diving team was a flop, but I made quite a splash with the judges.

Sadly, being a procrastinator prevented me going to the Olympics. For the Olympics one needs to be an amateurcrastinator.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would shoot for coming in fourth so I would not have to walk up to the podium.

Is it true that Olympic runners do not eat anything the day before they run because they fast?

Is it true that a gymnast’s favorite spice is somer-salts?

A gymnast walks into a bar, she received a two-point deduction and ruined her chance of a winning a medal.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I Didn’t Set Out to Beat the World; I Just Set Out to Do My Absolute Best.”~ Al Oerter – four-time Olympic Champion in the discus throw

Friday Funny May 3, 2024 More Baseball Jokes

Happy Friday!  It is May and the baseball season is in full swing.

Enjoy!

Is it true that the baseball player shut down his website because he was not getting any hits?

Is it true that old baseball players stay in contact with one another by touching base every once in a while.

Is it true that baseball players do not join unions because they don’t like to be called out on strikes?

If you crossed a baseball pitcher with a carpet would you get a throw rug?

I heard that third base is harder to steal than second base because of the short stop in between.

I heard that if a baseball player wants to bake a cake he uses oven mitts, bundt pans and batter.

Is it true that the sausage quit playing baseball because he was the wurst on his team?

Is it true that the best place for geologists to play baseball is in the miner leagues?

I was going to tell you a joke about a pop fly but it is over your head.

The best baseball jokes will leave you in stitches.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging.” ~ Hank Aaron