Happy Friday!  This weekend brings us to Mother’s Day.  If you are fortunate enough to still have you Mom, take a few minutes to talk to her and thank her for all she has done for you.  If you no longer have her, take a few minutes to reflect on what she has meant to your life.  Let’s kick off the weekend by reflecting on a few things that some famous Moms might have said.

Enjoy! 

Alexander Graham Bell’s Mother: “Call me when you get there, just so I know you’re okay.”

Paul Revere’s Mother: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”

Mona Lisa’s Mother: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?”

Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me?”

Columbus’ Mother: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!”

Babe Ruth’s Mother: “How many times have I told you — quit playing ball in the house! That’s the third broken window this week!”

Michelangelo’s Mother: “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”

Napoleon’s Mother: “If you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!”

Abraham Lincoln’s Mother: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”

Batman’s Mother: “It’s a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?”

Goldilocks’ Mother: “I’ve got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?”

Little Miss Muffet’s Mother: “Well, all I’ve got to say is if you don’t get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there’ll be a lot more spiders around here!”

Albert Einstein’s Mother: “But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair?”

George Washington’s Mother: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”

Jonah’s Mother: “That’s a nice story, but now tell me where you’ve really been for the last three days.”

Thomas Edison’s Mother: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn off that light and get to bed!”