Happy Friday and Happy May! This week took me to Las Vegas for some training. So, naturally, I thought I would try my luck at a little Las Vegas themed humor. I hope I hit the jackpot with these.
I once knew a man who went to Las Vegas in a $40,000 Cadillac and came home in a $250,000 Greyhound.
I saw a guy in Las Vegas win $1 million gambling. He said he was going to donate a quarter of it to charity. He said that would leave him with $999,999.75.
They say that in Las Vegas money talks, it appears most of the time it simply says good-bye.
Living in Las Vegas is expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
The only fortune I saw in Las Vegas was a fortune cookie.
The only place I found money in Las Vegas was in the dictionary.
I saw a dinosaur in the casino, he was trying to buy chips by writing Tyrannosaurus Checks.
I saw a sign in the casino that said “CASHIER.” I wonder what that is for?
Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
Negative numbers bring me bad luck. I will stop at nothing to avoid them.
If it weren’t for negative variance Id have no variance at all.
My ship finally came in but I was at the airport.
Thought for the Week
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. ~ Steven Wright