Friday Funny May 18, 2018 Biting Humor

Happy Friday! That means the weekend is at hand and it is time for a few chuckles to kick off your Friday.  This week, I have gone way back in time to pull out some Vampire jokes.  In my “research” I even pulled out this classic book that I invested $0.95 in back in 1974.  The fact that I purchased a book titled “Vampire Jokes and Cartoons” and that I have retained it in my possession all these years probably explains a lot…..

Enjoy!

Is a vampire’s favorite fruit a blood orange or a neck-tarine?

Is it true that a vampire cleans his house with a victim cleaner?

Is it true that while at work vampires get to take coffin breaks?

Is it true that a vampire’s greatest fear is tooth decay?

Is it true that a vampire’s favorite place to water ski is Lake Erie?

Is it true that a vampire’s favorite position in baseball is Bat-boy?

Is it true that a vampire’s favorite breed of dog is a blood hound?

Is it true that a vampire is most artistic when he draws blood?

Is it true that the vampire gave his girlfriend a blood test to find out if she was his type?

Is it true that when a vampire is driving, he tries to stay on the main arteries?

Is it true that the vampire attacked the CPA because he wanted accounting to be in his blood?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The future is called “perhaps,” which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the only important thing is not to allow that to scare you.” ~Tennessee Williams, Orpheus Descending

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