Happy Friday! Last week we were out for some vacation time in the Smokey Mountains which inspired me for some park and bear jokes this week.

Enjoy!

Is it true that Yosemite was made a national park so people wouldn’t take it for granite?

I suggested to the national park service they release clay pigeons back into the wild, unfortunately they immediately shot down my idea.

Do you think that when bear see people in sleeping bags they think they are bear-ritos?

Bears catch a fish without a fishing rod or any equipment, they simply use their bear hands.

Would you call a bear who gets caught in the rain a drizzly bear?

Would What do you call a bear with no money Bear-oke?

Would  you call a bear without an ears B?

Would you call a bear that chops wood a lum-bear-jack?

 Is it true that if a bear wants to stop a movie he hits the paws button?

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A bear walks into a McDonalds and says, “I’ll have a Big Mac……….. and a chocolate shake.”

The cashier says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”

The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”

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THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.” ~ George Carlin