Happy Friday!  This weekend brings Memorial Day and the unofficial start of summer.  Be sure to take some time to reflect on those who have died in service to this country. 

How about a few sales jokes to kick off the holiday weekend?

Enjoy!

I have a friend who has a job selling freezers over the phone, she is great at cold calls.

I have a friend who just quit his job selling tire pumps, he just could not handle the pressure.

I have a friend who is a shoe salesman, he dances at work all day, he has a lot of sole.

I have a friend who is a pasta salesman, his commission is penne’s on the dollar.

I have a friend who was fired from his job selling amplifiers.  It seems he did not achieve a sufficient volume of sales.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesperson? Lots.

How did Yoda get his first lead? He used the SalesForce.

The salesperson showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the water park we’re going to. It has several slides.

I asked the toy store sales assistant if they had any Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures in store. She replied “Aisle B, back”.

The Sales Manager announced a sales contest for the current month. The winners will get to enter next month’s contest.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The more you are grateful for what you have the more you will have to be grateful for.” ~ Zig Ziglar