Happy Friday!  As we come to another weekend, I decided to share some rather cheesy jokes. You might disa-brie, but I think they are kind of gouda.

Enjoy!

Would you call a giant monster made of cheese Gorgonzilla?

Would you call a cheese’s enemy his arch nemeswiss?

I heard about a cheese factory that exploded in France, there was nothing left but de-brie.

I heard about a block of cheese that did not want to get sliced because it had grater plans.

I think I have an addiction to cheddar cheese but it is only mild.

Did you hear about the cheese start lifting weights at the gym because it wanted to get shredded?

Did you hear about the cheese that went to the art museum to get cultured?

Did you hear about the medieval castle that was surrounded with cheese? It was Moat-zarella.

The other night I was watching a documentary about mozzarella cheese, it was G-rated.

What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” ~ Søren Kierkegaard

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