Happy Friday!  Odds are that although Trick or Treat is over, there may is some candy around your house.  So, how about some candy jokes to sweeten up the weekend?

Enjoy!

Is it true that the most popular candy on the playground is recess pieces?

If someone gave you a stolen Hershey bar, would it be hot chocolate?

Is it true that the bubble gum crossed the road because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot?

Is it true that for Trick or Treat whales give out blubber gum?

Is it true that cannibal’s favorite candy is Mentos?

Is it true that the most common parasites on candy corn is gummy worms?

Did you hear about the candy maker who thought he was seeing double? Turned out that his mind was playing Twix on him.

Did you hear about the candy cane who could talk? Apparently, he said what he mint.

I think there is a big similarity to music similar and candy.  You can enjoy either one, once you throw away the rapper.

If you tell a joke to candy, it probably will not laugh, but you might get Snickers.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Years are like candy bars. We’re paying more, but they’re getting shorter.” ~ Charles M. Schulz