Happy Friday!  With St. Patrick’s Day almost upon us, it seems appropriate to provide a few St. Patrick’s Day related jokes to kick off the weekend.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the leprechaun who put lepre-coins in the vending machine?

Is it true that leprechauns love to garden because they have green thumbs?

Did you know that leprechauns work out by pushing their luck?

Is it true that leprechauns prefer to post their selfies on Insta-sham?

Did you hear about the leprechaun that opened a store? He’s a small business owner now.

If you crossed a leprechaun with a yellow vegetable, would you get a lepre-corn?

Are the best athletic shoes to wear on St. Patrick’s Day Lepre-converse?

Would you call an Irishman who is bouncing off the walls Rick O’Shay?

Would you call a leprechaun’s vacation home a lepre-condo?

I’m not going to wear green on St. Patrick’s Day, but plan on wearing blue pants and a yellow shirt, isn’t that pretty much the same thing?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.” ~ Irish proverb

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