Happy Friday!  I hope I am not barking up the wrong tree this week, but I thought I would share some tree jokes with you.  I probably should leaf the puns alone.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the tree that got promoted to branch manager?

Did you hear about the tree that went to the dentist because it needed a root canal?

Did you hear about the tree that refused to play checkers because it was a chess nut?

Did you hear about the wise, old tree that offered sage advice?

Would you call a tree that can write verse a poetree?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite soda is root beer?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite band is The Beech Boys?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite movie is Pulp Fiction?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite pasta is spaghet-tree?

Is it true that trees do not like Hallmark movies because they are too sappy?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The strongest oak of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It’s the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the winds and rains and the scorching sun. “ ~ Napoleon Hill