Monthly Archives: October 2025

Friday Funny October 31, 2025 Jokes Dressed For Halloween

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Happy Friday!  Happy Halloween!  I rounded up some Halloween jokes for you.  There are not any skeleton jokes, I do not find them humerus.

Enjoy!

I once dressed up as a Brillo pad for Halloween, but it was just too abrasive for some people.

I once dressed up as a harp for Halloween.  Someone told me that my costume was too short to be a harp.  I think they were calling me a lyre.

I once dressed up as a spoon for Halloween.  I was a cereal killer.

I once dressed up as a horse for Halloween.  I was a real night mare.

I once dressed up as a cat for Halloween.  But I was allergic to the costume and ended up not feline well.

One Halloween I wore a sheet covered with picture of jalapenos.  I was a Ghost Pepper.

One Halloween I just carried a sign that said, “I love ceilings.” Someone asked me what I was supposed to be, I simply said, “I’m a ceiling fan.”

I was thinking about buying a police costume for Halloween. But I am cheap, so I think I will just go undercover.

I was thinking of dressing up as a Band-Aid for Halloween.  But I think it would be hard to pull off.

I think the term “Halloween costume” is outdated.  I think we should use the term “occultural appropriation.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We all go a little mad sometimes.” ~ Norman Baters, Psycho

Friday Funny October 24, 2025 Jokes Are Fall-ing

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It feels like fall has arrived and fall means leaves are falling.  Sounds like time for some tree jokes.

Enjoy!

One time a lumberjack told me he had cut down 5,982 trees during the year.  I asked him how he knew the exact number.  He said that he kept a log.

Somone asked me what I knew about bonsai trees, I replied, “very little.”

I heard that introverted trees are afraid of being chopped down because they don’t want to dialog.

You know trees are like a good friend, they stick around.

Did you hear about the lonely tree that could never stop thinking about high school? She is still pining to be one of the poplar kids.

Growing up I was best friends with a kid who had a really neat treehouse we would hang out in every day.  Unfortunately we had a falling-out.

If you crossed a salmon with a tree branch would you get fish sticks?

A tree was telling me about his retirement plan, he has  Fir01k fully invested  in the stick market.

If you invite a tree to your party, just remember that they will be the last one to leaf.

I would you tell you a joke about tree-free paper but it’s tear-able.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“He who plants a tree plants hope.” ~  Lucy Larcom

Friday Funny October 17, 2025 Read These Jokes And Call Me In the Morning.

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Let’s kick off the day with some morning jokes.

Enjoy!

Every morning, when I go out, I get hit by the same bike.  It is a vicious cycle.

Someone keeps dropping off Lego blocks at my front door every morning. I don’t know what to make of it.

Someone keeps dropping a bunch of celery at my front door every morning. I think I am being stalked.

When you go to church in the morning you say, “Amen.” So, if you go to church in the afternoon do you say, “Pmen”?

The other morning, I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers and I thought to myself, I really should wash the coffee cups.

Once, early in the morning, I snuck onto a beach.  The coast was clear.

One morning I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. The rest of the day I spoke with a weird axe scent.

This morning, I made a chicken salad, the silly bird did not even look at it.

This morning, I caught my kids with graphing paper. I’m pretty sure they are plotting something.

I find it pretty easy to roll out of bed in the morning.  On the other hand, getting up off the floor is not as easy.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” ~ Groucho Marx

Friday Funny October 10, 2025 – Friday Fun At The Office

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Happy Friday! This week, I have done some deep Internet research to offer you some tips on how to make this Friday fun and memorable at work.

Enjoy!

Start the day by sending an e-mail to everyone saying that there are donuts in the break room, if someone says they were all gone then just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, “Oh you’ve got to be faster than that.” See how long it takes until the last person stops believing you.   Repeat at lunch time sending out an email that there is free pizza.

Send email to yourself engaging yourself in a spirited debate about the direction of one of your company’s products/services or this week’s football schedule. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask them to settle the argumant.

Compose all your e-mails using only the wingdings font.

Put a sign on your photocopier that says “New Copier – Voice activated – please speak your command” Just sit back, watch and listen.

Call your boss’s voice mail and leave the following message: “We’re not sure if you wanted us to do it, you know, after what happened, so, well, we went ahead and did it anyway. If you don’t like it, we can probably take it out, but we’ll have to charge you extra. Please return this call immediately. Thanks.”

Enlist a co-worker and have a contest to see who can sign the boss’s email address up for the most email alerts/newsletters in an hour.

Make today the day that you determine just how many cups of coffee is “too many.”

Bring a karaoke machine and set it up in the break room, only have Halloween songs or songs with yodeling.

For one hour, page yourself on the intercom every five minutes; do not disguise your voice.

For one hour, after every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in “That is a great idea, Mon.”

For one hour, speak with an accent (French, Indian, Elmer Fudd, etc.)

Put hole reinforcing circles on the center of your eyeglasses. If you don’t wear glasses try to cover your nose with them.

If a co-worker sneezes, quickly yell “SHUT UP!” If they sneeze a second time, follow up with “I SAID SHUT UP!”  A third time, leave the room while saying “NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME!”

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point Sparky.” “No, I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.”

Thought for the Week

“There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.”  ~David Letterman

Friday Funny October 2, 2025 Disappointing Jokes.

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Happy Friday!  The baseball playoffs began this week and I will admit that I am disappointed that the Reds made a quick exit stage left.  So, let’s turn disappointment into a few laughs.

Enjoy!

Gravity is such a disappointment; it always lets me down.

I recently bought a DVD on dealing with disappointment. When I opened it, the box was empty.

Am I the only one that finds it disappointing that the word “stealth” doesn’t have a silent letter in it?

I was disappointed when I tried track in high school and I couldn’t even jump one hurdle, but I got over it.

I was so disappointed with my pillow case. Turns out that it is nothing but a sham.

I was so disappointed with the documentary on mathematical functions I watched.  The plot line was predictable and the special f(x) was awful too.

I was so disappointed when I went to the new court house themed restaurant. all they gave me was frozen water, just-ice was served.

I was so disappointed when I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.

Would you call a disappointed cat a sigh-amise?

Would you call a disappointed giant a sigh-clops?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” ~ C.S. Lewis