Happy Friday! It is winter, the days are short and the nights are cold, bears hibernate and I tend to sleep more.  Let’s have some sleep jokes.

Enjoy!

The other night I had a dream that I was a muffler, I woke up exhausted.

The other night I had a dream I was a battery; I woke up feeling recharged.

The other night I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean filled with orange soda, but it was just a Fanta Sea.

The other night, I had a dream about the Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500. It was VIVID.

The other night I had a dream about a color I had never seen before, it turned out to be just a pigment of my imagination.

The other night I had a disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad, I was tossing all night.

The other night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram, I was like 0mg.

For the last several weeks, I have had a dream that I am chandelier, turns out I am a light sleeper.

I recently started sleeping in a herb garden.  Now. I wake up on thyme.

I have this condition where I tend to eat on nights that I have trouble sleeping, it is called insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Day is over, night has come. Today is gone, what’s done is done. Embrace your dreams through the night. Tomorrow comes with a whole new light.” ~George Orwell