Happy Friday! It was pretty neat in my little neck of the woods to see a total solar eclipse this week. While the sky was pretty clear for the eclipse, it has pretty much been raining since then. Instead of lamenting the rain, let’s kick off the weekend laughing about it.
Enjoy!
Would you call a cow riding a motorcycle in the rain – Cow-is-soggy?
I heard that cows lie down together in the rain to keep each udder dry.
I heard that ghosts do not like to walk outside when it rains because it dampens their spirits.
I heard that meteorologists get paid with rain checks.
Would you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain a driplodocus?
If it is raining outside does an artist draw the curtains closed?
Did you hear about the weatherman who was blushing because he saw climate change?
Did you know that if there is rain in the forecast that it is common for sailors to eat shellfish? It’s the clam before the storm.
Since it started raining, all I can do is look sadly through the window. I am hoping that soon my wife will let me in.
I once entered a weather pun competition. I beat the raining champion.
If you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards do you get a precipitation trophy?
If all this rain has you thinking of building an ark, I Noah guy.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.” ~ Eeyore
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